...born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad

 Show tunes: This one's for Mark Steyn, on the occasion of his upcoming B.C. show trial:

There’s no tri-als like show tri-als

Like no tri-als I know.

Everything about them is depressing.

Everything’s like something out of Mao.

Soon enough they’ll have you there confessing.

Your thoughts, they’re stressing,

They won’t allow.

There’s no po-lice like show po-lice

They strive to bring you low.

Even with a bureaucrat like Barb’ra Hall

Don’t need no trial for a “guilty” call.

You’ve exchanged your freedom for no “rights” at all.

Let’s close down the whole show.

Let’s close down the whole show.

Channeling Ethel Merman: An excellent way to get the phagocytes moving in the morning. I feel positively invigorated.

Posted by: scaramouche at 09:09 | link | comments (4)

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#1  27 May 2008 - 11:03

 

Ahhhh, scaramouche. You and your blessed phagocytes...

Anonymous

#2  27 May 2008 - 14:16

 

Hey, don't knock the 'cytes. They're what get me through the day, 'kay?

scaramouche

#3  27 May 2008 - 19:16

 

You must send it to Steyn.
Love, E.

Anonymous

#4  27 May 2008 - 20:51

 

I did. Scroll down to 'Steyn': http://www.freemarksteyn.com/

scaramouche

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