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Thursday, 17 July 2008

Selective reproach: The Canadian Jewstablishment is determined to deport every last incontinent Nazi in the land, but you’ll hear nary a word from it about this guy—a Palestinian terrorist who lied his way into the country in 1968 and has been stonewalling a deportation order for the past twenty years. 

Guess the ‘stablishment doesn’t want to burn any of those “bridges”.

Update: The Jewstablishment sings Simon and Garfunkle (except for the last verse, which I'm pleased to sing on my own):

When you’re weary, feelin’ small.

When “hate” pervades the land, we will end it all;

We’re on your side, oh, when times get rough.

And Nazis on the go,

Like a bridge in that Guinness movie,

We will aid the foe.

Like a bridge in that Guinness movie,

We will aid the foe.

 

When you’re diligent,

When you’re lookin’ hard,

When you abhor the “hate”

You can find a lot.

We’ll take your part,

And feel your pain.

We’re searchin’ high and low.

Like a bridge in that Guinness movie,

We will aid the foe.

Like a bridge in that Guinness movie,

We will aid the foe.

 

Sail on, Tammy boy.

Sail on by.

Your slipped between the sheets

With some dubious consorts.

See how they smile--

Disingenuously.

Beware their quid pro quo.

Like a bridge in that Guinness movie,

It will aid the foe.

Like a bridge in that Guinness movie,

It will aid the foe.

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